MR KRUPP FROM “CAPTAIN UND*RP*NTS” (CENSORED FOR CHRISTIAN DECENCY) IS A GOOD, FAIR, AND RIGHTEOUS AUTHORITY FIGURE. THE THINGS THAT THOSE WRETCHED CHILDREN HAVE MADE HIM DO (I.E., RUN ABOUT IN HIS UNDER-GARMENTS AND LITTLE ELSE, DEFY THE LAW, ETC.) THROUGH TRICKEROUS SORCERY ARE TRULY DEPRAVED AND DISHONORABLE
SHAME ON GEORGE. SHAME ON HAROLD. REMEMBER THAT NOW