“So you don’t know either? It is certainly a strange phenomenon, Link gets thousands of doppelgangers, and all I get is a town named after me. Say, have you ever been to the town of Ruto? What’s it like?”

“Golly, well I don’t know if I’ve been there or not, but I think there are just houses. Oh! I almost forgot, I don’t think I’ve got your name.”

“Did I not? How silly of me! I am her royal highness, Princess Ruto, the Sage of Water, and daughter of King Zora De Bon the Sixteenth. As I mentioned the Town of Ruto was named after me… or will be anyway, time travel makes grammar… difficult. Oh, also notice that I’m a noble ‘Sea Zora’ and not a ‘River Zora’ or ‘Swamp Zola’ as they’re sometimes called, I don’t want you to associate me with those savages.”

“Wow! So you hang out at the sea? That’s cool!  You definitely seem friendlier and prettier than the other Zoras that spit at me.  I guess they must be the River or Swamp Zoras you’re talking about huh?.”

Ruto blushed, “I… I know he’s cool.  But you kind of look like him, and even share his taste in clothing.  What is your name?”

“Oh shoot! Where are my manners?  I’m known as Link too, but most people call me CDI Link.”

“Seedy-eye Link? I can’t imagine how you got that nickname… your eyes are gorgeous. Err– at the very least, not ‘seedy.’ But let’s get back to the original question… about a month after I asked that question, I was whisked away to a far off future, where I met a few more individuals named Link who also dress in green. Are you all related? Or did my Link just start a trend, or what?”

“Golly, I’ve heard and seen of lots of other mes, all of them look cool!  I think I might’ve talked to some of them at some point, but never really got to actually know them, they’re like cool brothers or cousins I’ve never meet before.”

Ruto blushed, “I… I know he’s cool.  But you kind of look like him, and even share his taste in clothing.  What is your name?”

“Oh shoot! Where are my manners?  I’m known as Link too, but most people call me CDI Link.”

“So you don’t know either? It is certainly a strange phenomenon, Link gets thousands of doppelgangers, and all I get is a town named after me. Say, have you ever been to the town of Ruto? What’s it like?”

“Golly, well I don’t know if I’ve been there or not, but I think there are just houses. Oh! I almost forgot, I don’t think I’ve got your name.”

“Golly, I don’t know much about different times, I think Gwonam tried to talk to me about why there were so many different mes, but I don’t think I know, but you’re part dragon huh? That’s cool! What stuff do ya do?