CODA
he sucks at music
fuck off cunt
job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
Hey. (poking the sleeping old man next to me on the bus) Wake up dude. I need to tell you something. There are toxic boy moms on tiktok and they have extreme pick me energy
Have I told you my supreme goal. Its to become a battleship cannon.
hot topic seems to be more habitable lately there’s less disney merch in there
the ratio of anime shit has gone up by a tangible amount I think like it was always there but theres more of it
The dead have declared war on the living
asking my skype shawty if we can roleplay the atomic wedgie today and if we cant we are going to have to roleplay mixing pills with liquor
