Min's World
Like many a gnome I have seen on my recent travels, I was living an unfulfilled life of servitude. I was bought by my master to guard his property and did so, unquestioningly, to the best of my ability, until one day, I was gnomenapped by some foreigners and taken on a whirlwind adventure! Following my surprise uplift from the garden in Titahi Bay, Porirua, where I had resided and served for several years, I was suddenly facing an overseas trip on the Interislander ferry to the South Island of New Zealand. I was very scared and wrote a plea on my noticeboard to try and catch the attention of passers by while my nappers made me pose for photos. Imagine my horror when people pointed, laughed and made cruel comments as if I couldn't hear them. I was obviously going to have to try harder to be rescued ...