Eat A Dick – The “Smile” Box | Chocolate Dick | Real Chocolate | Penis Shaped Edible Candy | Novelty Gift | Bachelorette

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Materials: belgian chocolate, flower gift box, 100 percent hilarious

Why send something extravagant, shiny and expensive, when you can send them some chocolate..that may or may not, look like a vein covered penis?

Our chocolate dick, secretly encased in a cute little box with the loving words “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front, is enough to make any person blush upon opening.

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for any special occasion or just a friendly reminder to a friend or foe, to eat a..🍆

The absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Hand-made and intricately molded with some of the best Belgian Chocolate going around, these dicks ain't no cheap schlong.

Almost 5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuuum.

Shipped 100% anonymously from our secret warehouse.

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292 reviews

yes, you can do it

Marco Geitzenauer May 21, 2023

Never turned up never replied to any messages do not buy from this seller

Reviewed by Inactive Jan 15, 2024

Doesn't recommend this item

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A bit smaller than expected but good quality chocolate. We had a great laugh when the birthday boy opened their present. :)

Anna Sep 1, 2023

The item itself was good. However, I ordered dark chocolate and received milk chocolate, the seller was unwilling to amend this mistake of theirs and stopped answering massages.