Futurama (TV Series)
The Lesser of Two Evils (2000)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Smitty, Zapp Brannigan, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Fry : Whoa, whoa, wait a second. You mean Bender was the evil Bender? I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
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Leela : Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry : Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.
Leela : OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry : Wait, let's go by rank.
Leela : OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry : Flexo outranks me?
Flexo : That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Everyone into bed with me. I have something to show you. Feast your eyes on *this*
[Everyone gasps]
Leela : It's beautiful!
Amy Wong : And huge!
Fry : Can I touch it?
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : [singing] There it is, Miss Universe... There it is, looking weird...
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Fry : [At Pastorama] Cool, it's just like the good old days.
Mugger : Give me your wallet, or I'll cut you!
Fry : Hey, Leela. Get a picture of me being "mugged".
[Gives mugger his wallet while Leela takes a picture]
Mugger : I'll take the camera too.
[Takes camera and leaves through exit]
Bender : Learning is fun.
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Dr. Zoidberg : It's funny because it's poisonous!
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Bob Barker : So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain-dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?
Leela : A hundred thousand?
Fry : Two hundred thousand?
Bender : Two hundred thousand and one?
Bob Barker : [to Leela] You're the closest without going over.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you
[everyone gets in bed]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Feast your eyes... on *this*!
[everyone gasps]
Leela : It's beautiful!
Amy Wong : And huge!
Fry : Can I touch it?