The 20 Most Ridiculous Church Signs of All Time

Robert Wabash
Updated October 19, 2023 9.4M views 20 items
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Upvote the most hilarious church signage that is also in poor taste.

According to these photos of crazy church signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. How these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, is totally baffling. But we don't mind! Here are all the most offensive, heinous, and insulting church signs ever – all put into one list.

What's the dirtiest thing ever displayed on a church sign? Even been completely baffled by crazy church signage? These funny church signs will make you double over and put you on your knees, in or out of church.

We're not sure if some of these offensive signs were meant as a joke, or if these churches should invest in a church sign generator that can churn out some more appropriate ideas. Either way, these bad church signs will totally crack you up. Amen!
  • 1
    2,698 VOTES

    Agreed

    Agreed
    Photo: Pinterest
    2,698 votes
  • 2
    2,780 VOTES

    The Church Addresses Tummy Pains... Right?

    The Church Addresses Tummy Pains... Right?
    Photo: Pinterest
    2,780 votes
  • 3
    1,680 VOTES

    Literally Every Single Day

    Literally Every Single Day
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,680 votes
  • 4
    2,194 VOTES

    Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman

    Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman
    Photo: Pinterest
    2,194 votes
  • 5
    1,843 VOTES

    This Is Fantastic

    This Is Fantastic
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,843 votes
  • 6
    1,937 VOTES

    This Is a Better Slogan

    This Is a Better Slogan
    Photo: Know Your Meme
    1,937 votes
  • 7
    1,845 VOTES

    Who're They Rallying Against Here, The Local Fire Department?

    Who're They Rallying Against Here, The Local Fire Department?
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,845 votes
  • 8
    2,104 VOTES

    Sincerely, Your Friends, The Church

    Sincerely, Your Friends, The Church
    Photo: eBaum's World
    2,104 votes
  • 9
    1,453 VOTES

    Talking About Other People's Mistakes

    Talking About Other People's Mistakes
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,453 votes
  • 10
    1,793 VOTES

    These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot

    These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot
    Photo: Viraluck
    1,793 votes
  • 11
    1,735 VOTES

    Come and Get It, Kids!

    Come and Get It, Kids!
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,735 votes
  • 12
    1,450 VOTES

    Everyone Keep Selling Your Bodies!

    Everyone Keep Selling Your Bodies!
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,450 votes
  • 13
    1,451 VOTES

    It's Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club

    It's Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,451 votes
  • 14
    1,572 VOTES

    At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date

    At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,572 votes
  • 15
    1,512 VOTES

    Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation

    Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,512 votes
  • 16
    1,370 VOTES

    Wrap Your Mind Around This One...

    Wrap Your Mind Around This One...
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,370 votes
  • 17
    1,013 VOTES

    If Jesus Did It, It Must Be Okay

    If Jesus Did It, It Must Be Okay
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,013 votes
  • 18
    1,042 VOTES

    Just a Bunch of Weirdos in a Room

    Just a Bunch of Weirdos in a Room
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,042 votes
  • 19
    1,190 VOTES

    Gross

    Gross
    Photo: Pinterest
    1,190 votes
  • 20
    971 VOTES

    What Did This Used to Say?...

    What Did This Used to Say?...
    Photo: Pinterest
    971 votes