The Best Quotes From 'The Girl Next Door'
The best The Girl Next Door quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Girl Next Door, with the help of your votes. Starring Emile Hirsch and Elisha Cuthbert, The Girl Next Door was directed by Luke Greenfield and released in 2004.
What is your favorite The Girl Next Door quote? One memorable line was when Eli said, "Shh... Dude, learn to like it." Another great line from The Girl Next Door is, "Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad," spoken by Kelly.
Vote up your top The Girl Next Door quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
- Photo: user uploaded image1174 VOTES
Moral Fiber
Mr. Peterson: So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber. - 237 VOTES
To Your School
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
- 336 VOTES
Learn To Like It
Klitz: - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you.
Eli: Shh... Dude, learn to like it. - Photo: user uploaded image429 VOTES
This Is Politics
Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics. - 554 VOTES
I'll Kill Myself
Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that *ss.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f**k her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! f**k her for me! For me! - Photo: user uploaded image639 VOTES
That's A Mature Response
Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: What?
Matthew: This.
Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To f**k a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me.
Matthew: Danielle, wait. I'm sorry.
Danielle: Let me guess. Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. She does it for a living right?"
Matthew: Eli told me to do it.
Danielle: Oh, now that's a mature response.
Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to. okay?..... Because I loved the way you looked at me...... God, do you have an idea how... forget it.
Matthew: Hold On...
Danielle: F**k you. - Photo: user uploaded image723 VOTES
A Little Funny
Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny. - 835 VOTES
Dude!
Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know. - 937 VOTES
I Never Went To Prom
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom. - Photo: user uploaded image1051 VOTES
We're A Tripod
Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Klitz: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL! - Photo: user uploaded image1130 VOTES
Next Question
Film School Student: Why'd you decide to skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE F**K UP! Next question. - 1222 VOTES
I Was Ten
Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was ten.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...
