I am now the proud new owner of the Lounge's favorite thing: truck nuts

[Livor]

Some minor backstory is in order: I drive a thirty year old truck in Texas. It is brown. In short, it's the type of vehicle that makes you suspect its driver has a distinct drawl.

A while back, I made the offhand comment that it needed some LGBT rainbow truck nuts to confuse rednecks. Such cognitive dissonance is a powerful force to behold.

Apparently my smartassery left a lasting impression, as I just received these as a belated birthday gift:

I probably won't leave them on long, because satirically garish is still garish, but I still find them damn amusing.

 

[Jehos]

Best. Trucknutz. Ever.

 

[optimism]

Best. Trucknutz. Ever.

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[barich]

I've been sorely tempted to put some on my Miata.

 

[The Sam]

 

[JimJimmery]

That's fantastic!

 

[Clint]

That's so gay.

 

[masterminded]

That's so gayFAB!

 

[Ars of Ares]

I don't even know where to begin.

++ For the irony
++ For the balls (ahem) - you do know where you are, right? (a diverse state)
++ For the lulz
++ For having such awesome friends
++ Just because

 

[mhac]

I probably won't leave them on long, because satirically garish is still garish, but I still find them damn amusing.

Hang them off the rear view mirror then. "I keep my nuts on the inside..."


-mhac³

 

[WhiteKnight]

I find it pretty confusing that y'all think most people who put those things on their "trucks" don't have a sense of humour...

 

[Deleted member 129457]

Best. Trucknutz. Ever.

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++³

 

[Hound of Cullen]

When you get tired of hanging them off your bumper, you can do what my coworker did: hang them off of your office chair.

 

[Saint]

They look stupid

 

[Paul M]

I find it pretty confusing that y'all think most people who put those things on their "trucks" don't have a sense of humour...

Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor.

Even those who don't.

 

[Mortus]

I don't even know where to begin.

++ For the irony
++ For the balls (ahem) - you do know where you are, right? (a diverse state)
++ For the lulz
++ For having such awesome friends
++ Just because

WW

 

[svdsinner]

Seriously?

You don't even OWN a breeding bull!

 

[polar]

Well, have YOU dipped HIS balls in a rainbow? Me thinks NOT.

 

[dracusoara]

Best. Trucknutz. Ever.

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++^4

 

[dennilfloss]

These nuts will give everyone the Care Bear Balls stare.

 

[WhiteKnight]

They look stupid

 

[topham]

Let me see if I got this straight... you blurred your license plate on a vehicle with rainbow balls?

Why?

 

[Livor]

Let me see if I got this straight... you blurred your license plate on a vehicle with rainbow balls?

Why?

'Cause the last time unblurred plates were posted, someone complained, and it became a tangent.

 

[WhiteKnight]

We do love a good tangent.

 

[Nilt]

OK, now THOSE nuts I would leave on a truck if I were you. *laughs*

 

[Moody]

Let me see if I got this straight... you blurred your license plate on a vehicle with rainbow balls?

Why?

My amusement that you're trying to get the rainbow nuts "straight" is pretty overwhelming.

 

[Deleted member 129457]

We do love a good tangent.

Are tangents in season again? I will have to remember to ask one of the servants to remind me to ask one of the other servants to peel one for me. Tangent juice is so sticky, isn't it.

 

[pauli]

i like truck NUTS and i cannot lie
you other truckers can't deny...

yeah, that's stuck in your head now.

 

[beeblebrox]

i like truck NUTS and i cannot lie
you other truckers can't deny...

yeah, that's stuck in your head now.

LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING LA LA LA!