Jack Monroe #562 It's a calculator Helen, it's not cocaine
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Oh Vali
I thought she looked like a Just 17 model from 1992
I thought she looked like a Just 17 model from 1992
Possibly an unpopular opinion but I think that ship/armadillo/woodlouse tattoo is her actual worst
Two guest adjacent words in the NYT today!
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Wash your mouth out with (boiled down) soap! Those models were HOT.
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"Nigh-on military operation"
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Alsocelebrating by laying a new kitchen floor.
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My, Jack. What big LIES you have!
Putting things in envelopes and posting them in the postbox.
Add to list of "words she doesn't understand".
But wasn’t it revealed that it wasn’t full, and she was under a blanket with a few on top?
My opinion at the time and still is that Shattenstone and Jake colluded over that article. There are too many bits and pieces that don’t ring true (why would Shattenstone or the driver know to contact LJC, why would an entire crew of people wait hours for tit features rather than just rescheduling the interview, AS IF they knew her in the Thai restaurant and let her eat for free, get to duck!, etc.).
There are too many convenient boxes ticked; she has bad mentals and her recovery is still a concern for everyone, as demonstrated by the oversleeping chaos, she is ok enough to sit in a pub and drink tea though, such an AA success story, where did the money go? She spent it on sideboards! Oh, makes sense, poor depressed and booze-addled Jack, she gets comped grub because she’s such a national treasure, etc.
They were both too smug after publication; she was confident it painted her in a good light, he was confident his ethics were sound and that she wouldn’t come after him for doing a hatchet job.
Shattenstone was convinced he had the full measure of Jack. We know if he wrote that article in good faith, he had the wool pulled over his eyes, I don’t believe that as a seasoned journo and insider at the Graun that he thought that at all. He knows she’s a malingerer and a grifter.
This was an attempt to wipe the slate clean regarding her behaviour and likely cooked up between the Graun, Adrian and guest. It was an attempt for everyone to save face. They still think they’ve got away with it if this crapola is up for an award.
There are too many convenient boxes ticked; she has bad mentals and her recovery is still a concern for everyone, as demonstrated by the oversleeping chaos, she is ok enough to sit in a pub and drink tea though, such an AA success story, where did the money go? She spent it on sideboards! Oh, makes sense, poor depressed and booze-addled Jack, she gets comped grub because she’s such a national treasure, etc.
They were both too smug after publication; she was confident it painted her in a good light, he was confident his ethics were sound and that she wouldn’t come after him for doing a hatchet job.
Shattenstone was convinced he had the full measure of Jack. We know if he wrote that article in good faith, he had the wool pulled over his eyes, I don’t believe that as a seasoned journo and insider at the Graun that he thought that at all. He knows she’s a malingerer and a grifter.
This was an attempt to wipe the slate clean regarding her behaviour and likely cooked up between the Graun, Adrian and guest. It was an attempt for everyone to save face. They still think they’ve got away with it if this crapola is up for an award.
Each time I see this it looks more ridiculous. The arms look real but the head and legs look badly photoshopped on
such an adventurous order too. Chinese and Indonesian starters and a “big curry” in a Thai restaurant. All Asian cuisine is interchangeable.
that is my favourite bit of the article. “This lady is manic, talking quickly in a nasal voice and doing things impulsively! She also knows duck all about Thai food!”
Yeah her legs appear more tanned than her arms when we know that she only covers her arms when wanting to be incognito.Each time I see this it looks more ridiculous. The arms look real but the head and legs look badly photoshopped on
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That “pointy things” tit gives me the absolute rage.
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My, Jack. What big LIES you have!
They’re bleeping KNIVES you simpering, infantile twit.
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Whoever made me google figging on the last thread- you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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I don’t understand why it’s not called gingering, though
Whoever made me google figging on the last thread- you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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I don’t understand why it’s not called gingering, though
Did I miss the sloppies?!
I don’t understand which recipe on the Waitrose website is meant to Jacks as they all look edible?
What is a voile, anyway? Wikipedia says "When used as curtain material, voile is similar to net curtains"... are there any ways in which it's not similar? And, if not, why does she not just say "net curtains"? And why does she wang on about them so often?
Whatever the answer, I bet she's got a storage unit full of the bleeping things.
cos her ma is a petit bourgeois curtain twitcher. My ex mother in law used to say “voile” all the time too.
Yeah the MUA posted a video that showed it was actually a big brown sponge and just a few pennies on top of it. They CGI'd the pennies in. Video also showed she wasn't naked and Jack, um, 'wiping her nose'.But wasn’t it revealed that it wasn’t full, and she was under a blanket with a few on top?
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