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"Yes, the youth dreams a lot. They want everything in one person."
Sima aunty is back! And this time, there will be no compromises.
— Netflix India (@NetflixIndia) April 21, 2023
Indian Matchmaking season 3 is now streaming 🥳 pic.twitter.com/Bb90RsY9c8
Sima Aunty's ideal client is someone who will marry anything that moves
— Anjali. (@Anjalaaay) May 1, 2023
the way sima aunty dgaf about having a 0% success rate on indian matchmaking 😭
— ✰ (@ctrlhuda) April 30, 2023
Just started binge-watching “Indian Matchmaker” and it’s HILARIOUS.
— Maheen Jamil (@MissNapsalot_) April 29, 2023
Sima Aunty: What is your preference?
Girl: I just want a good guy.
Sima Aunty to the Camera: I feel like she is asking for too much. It is not magic. Marriage is compromise
aunty sima anytime anyone has standards: #IndianMatchmaking pic.twitter.com/JGz8UNpG4W
— kaladaadsan (@ikioly) April 22, 2023
so the indian man is upset that the matchmaker was setting him up with an Indian woman (which is what he requested) who is "too indian" and he didn't like that she had an accent. like what the fuck?????? the internalised racism is crazy here #IndianMatchmaking
— peaches, (@ftthenarrative) April 23, 2023
So glad they didn't bring back Aparna this season. She just could NOT be matched. So difficult🤣🤣🤣#IndianMatchMaking #IndianMatchmaker pic.twitter.com/2bG0hYNvlQ
— Shaquille Omari (@shaq_omari) April 23, 2023
I see exactly why Vikash is single. My goodness. Namrata was a nice girl. So was Anjali. One didn’t speak Hindi so you said no but the other one did and now she’s TOO Indian?
— G. (@noiregoddess) April 30, 2023
Please please please. #IndianMatchmaking
Indian Matchmaking is my favorite show because Sima Aunty has a horrendous batting average and seemingly exists to match beautiful, successful women with men who look like sausages, and then harangue said women for having standards like “makes me laugh”
— alex (@alex_abads) April 24, 2023
The girls on Indian Matchmaking just be like “I want a husband who is nice to me and who won’t make me want to vomit during sex” and sima aunty is like “y’all kids and your FUCKING demands, don’t piss me off!”
— nylah (@yumcoconutmilk) April 23, 2023
All through Indian Matchmaking I couldn’t help but notice, while the women were looking for a mate for themselves, the men were looking for a wife for their parents.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) April 25, 2023
in Indian matchmaking sima is always telling the woman to settle and adjust and not focus on physical attraction but Vikash is rejecting people bec they don’t speak the brand of white washed New Jersey accent Hindi bec what if she actually has an Indian accent
— badass cutie 🍓🫐🍒(evil) (@lilcosmicowgirl) April 24, 2023
No but why is the end of every season of #IndianMatchmaking so funny 💀💀
— radhika (@_radzradz) April 23, 2023
You’re 35 years old and you beatbox on YouTube and your mommy has to find you a WIFE?!?!? With SWAG???? Sir.