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I can’t say I love kids. They’re kinda gross. But my sister has three, and they think I’m awesome. Why? Because I’ve never yelled at them about their homework. Never given a time-out. Never said “No more chicken fingers.” I am Fun Uncle, and my Curated Child-Rearing Experience® might just be the most powerful kid-hacking tool around. So if you want your nieces or your friends’ kids to love you, listen up.
When you’re Fun Uncle or Aunt you’re a child’s first, best look at adulthood. That’s because you treat kids not like kids, but like human beings with agency. So instead of bringing them a toy when you visit, take them to the bookstore and let them choose anything they want. Be a conspirator: Curse every now and then, but wink at them while feigning contrition to their parents. Let them know that language is fun: Spin fantastic lies with an unwavering poker face, then guffaw at their made-up riddles. Be vulnerable: Tell them embarrassing stories about their mom, but even more embarrassing stories about yourself. Be the shot of Undiluted Adult Perspective when dating starts, with a stiff chaser of Don’t Try This Until You’re Older. Most important, though, be even sillier than they are—because growing up doesn’t have to mean growing boring.
